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teen mother 

A teen mother is a female (between the ages of 13 and 19) who has a child.

If she became pregnant by accident because of unprotected sex...well, that sucks. This is why there needs to be better sex education in this country, and parents need to have "the talk" with their kids.

If she had it intentionally...well, then this is a girl who has taken her youth and prematurely flushed it down the toilet. This is an example of yet another worthless person, and God knows we don't need more of them in this country.

Girls this young (even if they think they are) are really not ready to have children. The maturity and responsibility is just not there yet. In addition, there is usually a lack of financial resources (money).

For those that may argue that "Well, my grandparents decided to have children at 18, etc..."
Uhm, if you haven't noticed, society is a lot different now. Look around.
"She had a kid? Wow. Too bad for her"
"Yeah, it was her idea to get pregnant!"
"At 18???"
"Yeah"
"Wow. Well, too bad for her. She is a teen mother."
teen mother by kirE July 30, 2008
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teen beard 

When a teenager starts getting facial hair and automatically wants to show it off by growing the scraggily few hairs into a "beard" (or any of the other facial hair variations) and parading around.
"wow did you see that 14 year olds teen beard?"
teen beard by nickog November 15, 2007

teen movies

Really stupid movies which try to be realistic.
teen movies by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Teen Angst 

Teenagers who either make up their own drama inside of their head, or actually go through tough times, resulting in:

1: "Nobody understands me..."

2: "What's the point in life? F*ck it, I'm just going to do whatever the hell I want..."

3: "Everything sucks"

Or, in extreme cases:

4: "I'm not going to grow up. I'm going to keep listening to my music and living in my self-created darkness and twisted dreams because the real world is a steaming pile of bullsh!t."
5: "Because I don't give a f*ck, I'm going to live MY life the way I f*cking want to, and not give a damn about anything else but being free, wild, and having fun, and there's no way in HELL that anyone's going to stop me from making those choices, no matter the outcome. I will be free."
"I'm going to be free from all of this bull, and live out my dark and crazy dreams without anyone to stop me from living the way I want to." ....Honey, that's called teen angst.
Teen Angst by TeenAngstandLana February 27, 2018

teen depression 

Depression in any person ages 13-18.
For anyone who thinks that "teen depression" is just (a.- an excuse to whine and/or (b.- a tool used for attention:

Teens, like any other person or group, can actually feel relatively deep emotions. I know, right? What a complete and utter shock.

Teen Drama 

How is everyone so obsessed over such a fake vision.
People fucking people fucking your mind.
Have you lost your grip, have you let go so easy.
Are you still caught up in the flash of a skirt or muscle tone.
It's so stupid that they can lose there sight on whats real so quickly.
Then say that "yeah we know it's fake" and continue on obsessing over there fictional friends.
Do you want to see a real drama, there are six and a half billion happening right now.
They change every evening. Creativity at it's maximum, all original.
Not a regurgitated teen drama marketed at idiots.
Fuck the lack of reality in a show made for weak simple minded fools.
Placing yourself inside the market boundaries.
Oh so i was wrong, it's me who has it wrong, i'm the one who should be enjoying and not criticising.
Are you the tool of them or are we the ones realising what it really is.
Endless cycle of death re-birth, travesty triumph, love and hate.
How dull.
How long does the cycle take, scribble in your diary, place them on your wall. Where is the obsession?
End of the year you throw it away, another financial miracle.
Where one disappears two more rise, a canabalistic rite with a name change.
Create another as quickly as you can, you might be alone with your thoughts.
All teen drama, your blight.
Teen Drama by Jereb August 28, 2008

Teen Titans 

1. A comic book about Robin (of Batman) and fellow teen superheroes.

2. A fauxnime that appeals to fans of Japanese cartoons. Since it's not really Japanese, calling it "anime" is a stretch.
Kid: Let's watch Teen Titans!....Wait, why is this anime?
Otaku: This is not anime...it's not true Japanese art.
Teen Titans by Brick Wall February 5, 2005