Bedophile

Someone who is in a sexual relationship with their bed

Drake loved his bed so much he left Millie Bobby Brown for it, now he is a bedophile

by WrinklyNut June 17, 2021

Fedophile

When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.

Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE

by Monstermachine863 November 16, 2021

Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016

osu pedophile

Osu pp farmers that usually play maps with very suggestive backgrounds, not all of them are osu pedophiles though

CookieZi wannabe #1: yoo i jus fc'd haitai
CookieZi wannabe #2: Ok osu pedophile

by ZZephyus September 6, 2021

Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.

The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021