to bo taki kouc

When a geek says he didn't study, but he obviously did. They often say that just to impress other schoolmates with their high grades.

A: That exam went really well!
B: I didn't study yesterday. To bo taki kouc!
A: Shut up, you nerd!!

by ElGrandoSmokio February 5, 2018

Taki Taki

noun: Little Demon, Something that makes you loco, crazy.

"What my Taki Taki wants my Taki Taki gets."
"Man my chick is such a Taki Taki, you don't even know."

by Questionsforfood October 13, 2018

tabish

tabish is a sexy boy who is very appealing to all sexes. he is athletic and handsome and knows how to attract the ladies, but has his heart easily captured by girls. tabish is a reliable lean-on-me kind of friend and he represents strength and honor. he is quite the sex machine in bed.

"i love my boyfriend"
"why?"
"because he is tabish"

by x.md.we November 24, 2009

Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

takeshi's castle

A Japanese TV game show in which contestants must complete several (usually about 5-6) challenges in order to defeat the enemy, Count Takeshi. Contestants are 'lead' by General Lee.

In the United States, this show is adapted and voiced-over, so as to make it a comical 'sports' show. This adaptation is dubbed "MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge".

by foolish samurai March 4, 2005

taki

A female character in Soul Calibur who has jiggly boobs that move like sacks of pudding.

Guy 1: Damn did you see Taki's titties jiggle?
Guy 2: *drools*

by Cartmansp May 24, 2004

takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius

A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it


A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen

by wonderfool December 1, 2003