sackslapenosis

A disorder caused from the slapping of another Male's testicular region.."Danger Zone"..This disorder causes the male's testicles to turn a blue-ish color and to hurt like a mofo. Remedies include: Hookers, Blowing a load, or Marijuana.

"I called her a cunt and she gave me sackslapenosis"

by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006

smacks o'clock

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun

Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart

by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009

Sackslap

n. a sharp tapping sound made with a man's testicles. usually against their partner's ass during intercourse. This is also valid against one's chin.
v. sackslapping

my girlfriend really enjoys it when my balls sackslap her booty during sex.

by VITO SANTANA November 20, 2009

Secret Snacks

Glitches and easter eggs that appear or can be found in any video game

Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing

by Jesse Furukawa March 21, 2009

Power Swack

To successfully masturbate and cum in under a minute. Also known as "Power Shwack". Commonly done in Stripper booths (see Lusty Lady) and friends/relatives bathrooms while visiting. The power swack has been gaining mass popularity on the internet on sites such as chat roulette and various other webcam or social networking sites.
Power Swacking has also become a popular game amongst college students. Where several students will gather around trying to achieve orgasm before the competitor.

Tyler Hey, the peep show cafe has dollar booths.

Daniel What?!! I might have to go power swack before work.

Garett Personally...you fags disgust me.

by [Strider] April 12, 2010

stackstar

one who stacks mass cheddar on a daily basis;

is usually a trapstar

Fuck dem oz's, I slang dem full P's; I'm a stackstar bitch.

by Ratchet1 October 15, 2010

Swack-on

A Bogan colloquial term, meaning to fight or act in a way that may provoke a fight. Originated in Sydneys outer west where it would be shouted during or before a fight by either the watching party or the belligerent themselves. No one really knows exactly how or why this term was chosen or how it specifically came to be - some believe it may be associated with the onomatopoeia sound for meat being struck with great force or a punch finding its mark. Regardless, its use is relatively widespread across most of Australia as slang, usually within the younger generations along the east coast.

"I saw Corey getting swacked-on by that nasty fucker Tom yesterday." "You wanna Swack-on?!"

by BardockSpaceNibba June 8, 2018