Stumblebee

A person who searches the internet without having a goal or topic in mind.

She just web surfing again; She is such a stumblebee!

by Lance Softwood November 7, 2011

Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.

Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011

Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.

I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.

by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012

Stumboed

To be rudely drunk and wasted all the time. An alcoholic to the extreme.

It was not unusual to find Lana stumboed.

by Skylogix November 2, 2013

Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014

Stumbler

A person who stumbles the internet randomly. The generally find what they set out looking for in the beginning... nothing!

Man I spent all night using StumbleUpon until I stumbled across Adstumbler.com. I stumbled my eyes out last night.

by mr degenerate October 1, 2015

Stumblebumbling

The act of walking around a city or town, out of pure amusement or lack of anything else to do.

My legs are sore as shit from stumblebumbling this whole week.

by Zalko August 24, 2016