Skip to main content

Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.
Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
mugGet the Cocoa-Strudelmug.

Toaster Strudelled

When you bust a nut on someone's stomach making your cum look like the icing on a toaster strudel
"I pulled out at the last second and Toaster strudelled Emily the other night"
by Daniel Allen Bitches September 21, 2016
mugGet the Toaster Strudelledmug.

dutch Strudel

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.
by Crumbed April 16, 2024
mugGet the dutch Strudelmug.

Full Moon Strudel

A sexual act when a person lies on the floor and pulls down their pants, exposing their bare buttocks, and another person ejaculates semen on them.
My buddy mooned me lying down joking, and I did a full moon strudel on him.
by DKRemedy February 6, 2021
mugGet the Full Moon Strudelmug.

Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity
Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.
by Diddlenut August 3, 2025
mugGet the Toaster strudelmug.

Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"
by Loaft June 9, 2018
mugGet the Drive-by Toaster Strudelmug.

Bitch Strudel

A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.
John was being such a Bitch Strudel over being told a cartoon doesn’t actually love him.
by CryMoreSaltyTears April 26, 2025
mugGet the Bitch Strudelmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email