Power Stool

A Power StoolShit is when you have to shit so bad you couldn't drive a nail up your ass with a sledgehammer, usually because you have not dropped a Steamer Poop Crap in 3 or 4 days.

Dude, speed it up a bit,I feel a Power Stool coming on that will totaly fuck up the shithouse at Wal*Mart when we get there. Cleveland Air Freshener

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

Cool Stool

The best thing to say when you think something is awesome - and you instantly want to attract attention to yourself as everyone will raise an eyebrow when you say it. Another way to say 'Cool shit' or to describe a particularly glorious chair.

RJ: 'hey man I just got that girls number!'
ASH: 'oh, cool stool!!!'
RJ: '..What??'

GUY: 'check out that chair over there man!'
MAN: 'wow, now that's a cool stool!'

by Xarjun May 24, 2010

Wiggle stool

Wiggle stools are these nifty little stools with uneven bases so that the chair wiggles around a lot. You can often find wiggle stools in lower grade classrooms or in the class of the teacher who thinks that she is « cool ». These stools are often referred to as high stools, not for their height but for the feeling of being high one often receives when sitting on such stools because they are uneven and not stable. They come in a large variety of Colors.

Person 1: dude I didn’t take drugs but I still feel high
Person 2: oh dude must be Wiggle stool

by _PBJAM May 20, 2021

The stool elf

A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.

little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.

wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf

by Fillet-o-fetus April 4, 2010

flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.

"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."

by Fleshhy October 23, 2009

bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)

ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."

by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011

Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

by majic mountain December 17, 2009