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Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.
Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks
by Shafe98 July 13, 2018
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dead stock

a shoe that has never been worn or even tried on. also terms nds vnds etc. be wary of people using vnds!
'one to stock, one to rock.'
stock = dead stock
by xhypekills April 29, 2007
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Stock Cock

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Cackling Stock

A phrase used to describe someone entirely laughable. So laughable in fact that your laugh turns uncontrollably into a cackle.
Did you see that guy with the mustache get his cuntleg stomped by snuffeluppagus in cleats... AHAHAAHAH What a Cackling Stock
by Bills house March 22, 2008
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stock photo

A photograph, usually presented in a searchable online database, that may be purchased for specified uses. Such photos are often created through the use of models in staged scenarios, and may be used in graphic/web design situations where hiring a photographer to capture real life events is cost-prohibitive or impossible. The convenience of stock photos make them popular among the designers of Republican campaign websites for whom images of non-white supporters may be elusive or nonexistent.
Efforts by the RNC to woo Latino voters were hindered when somebody noticed its use of a stock photo of Asian children on its Latino outreach website.
by FlipEsq June 4, 2015
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meat stocking

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010
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Stocking the Pond

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit
He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008
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