Stapletits

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

Void stiles

Void stiles is a psychopath that makes you go crazy over him and fantasize about him... yeah

Person 1: hey who’s void stiles

Person 2: oh he’s a hot psychotic villain that makes you go crazy over him and want to fantasize about him

by heterophobic37 December 31, 2020

Stapleford

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.

He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.

by Raven14 February 11, 2010

stipend

A fixed and regular payment, such as a salary for services rendered or an allowance.

I no longer have interest for your low-paying stipends.

by DiMM June 29, 2012

red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.

"Red stapler"
-Milton

by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

stifle

A word used by Jim Brown to tell his students to shut up!

"George, stifle yourself before I flog you with a keyboard!"

by Iceman May 28, 2004

Stifle McFunningston

A person who, at a party, stifles fun.

Stop being a Stifle McFunningston, Patty, just because your house is on fire.

by Deet Johnson June 11, 2006