A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.
Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."
Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".
Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".
by Double Check January 15, 2010
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1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
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