Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016
Get the Poo Stallingmug. The act of walking into a bathroom stall, only to notice there is some kind of fecal monstrosity in the toilet. You then proceed to the next stall, only to see the same thing again. The process repeats endlessly, often causing several bathrooms explorations and perpetual cycles of stall infiltration, hence the term "journey". Most likely to occur in a high school, stadium, or night club bathroom.
Person 1: "I hate the bathrooms here at this stadium, no one cares enough to flush so I'm always going on a twenty minute stall journey".
Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."
Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."
by Nick_gee April 30, 2011
Get the stall journeymug. A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
by BackontopinJune January 24, 2022
Get the King of the Stallmug. 1. a male that uses a stall to pee, even if a urenal is open
2. a self-concious male that hides from people in restrooms
3. a male that will actually use a handicapped stall, when other stalls are open
2. a self-concious male that hides from people in restrooms
3. a male that will actually use a handicapped stall, when other stalls are open
Steve, there's a urenal right here; don't be a stall waster dude.
The stall waster heard steps, and ran to the closes stall to hide.
The man in the wheel chair crapped in his pants because a stall waster wouldn't come out.
The stall waster heard steps, and ran to the closes stall to hide.
The man in the wheel chair crapped in his pants because a stall waster wouldn't come out.
by Bee Rye Anne March 16, 2009
Get the stall wastermug. The act of looking over the divider between two urinals to check another man's penis size, in order to feel more comfortable with your own penis size.
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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010
Get the Stall Hoppermug. A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.
by CuseWick August 4, 2015
Get the stall brothermug. by Aaron Higgins April 16, 2006
Get the Stall-Whakermug.