squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

sperm squirm

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

by andre April 24, 2005

squirmy

Kinkily devious and/or cunning.

Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.

by Martti Ojanen October 14, 2003

worm-squirm

worm-squirm

Worm-squirm. n. The act in which two or more males insert their flacid penises into a woman's vagina and then wiggle them into erections; At this point the worm-squirm is over and a double/multiple penetration commences. Often the insertion is aided by a rod or other plunging-type device. (see also worm-squirming, worm-squirmed)

W. and his new friend wanted to make their friendship official and decided to worm-squirm the foreign exchange student in their German class.

by m55555555 July 1, 2011

Retard Frog Squirl

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.

A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".

by sober_noob August 22, 2009

Squirk

When a woman obtains an orgasm simply by squeezing her thighs and thinking erotic thoughts.

Did you see Adriana? She squirked after she saw Professor Taylor.

Yurie squirks everytime she thinks about Caroline.

by Melissa88 December 26, 2008

Squirmish

(1) Sarah Palin trying to say skirmish (2) Two worms fighting each other

Sarah Palin, "Did you see that squirmish?"

Jon Stewart, "Two worms are fighting?"

by 13thirtyseven April 25, 2011