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Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.
by t-n-a November 10, 2008
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squinj

An expletive often used on IRC.
Squinj you!
Get the squinj out!
by Bruce28492 February 4, 2008
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Squirt Pocket

1.) Vagina
2.) Any orifice one can squirt in or out of
There is a mucousy, foul smelling discharge trickling from Gigi's squirt pocket.
by Twinkle Twat October 21, 2010
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squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!
by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016
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Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.
Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009
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Squints

The group of scientists at the Jeffersionian Institute which FBI Agent Seely Booth calls "squints"
by gleekgirl97 September 16, 2010
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funnel squirt

similar to a Hot Fart. A fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.

When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.
After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.

I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.
by mpod September 7, 2006
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