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Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.
Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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squating cobra

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil
dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!
by sryrudczad May 26, 2010
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Squash that noise

To advise someone to stop doing "stop moaning" or "stop chatting sh1t"
Example 1.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty

Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche

Example 2. - At the pub

Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything

Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude
by The Specialist-age June 24, 2011
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squat four plates

Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.

the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?

bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.

Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
by Einstein9073 January 8, 2013
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squatchee

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!
by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013
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Squat Like Khalif

To sit and wait for someone
As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.
by MQGYVER November 13, 2019
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squatijike

an animal that is also a verb it’s like a buff brick wall of an animal and it cannot be knocked down. it’s head is bigger than it’s body, this is a fictional animal made by Wilbur Soot
Also known as depressed sonic
“HEY!!! I’M SQUATIJIKING OVER HERE
“Wow he’s acting like a real squatijike”
by shreks_big.juicy_toe May 28, 2021
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