Squatchin'

Derived from 'sass-quatchin'
When someone is being unnecessarily sassy

"What's wrong with Bob?"
"I don't know but he's been squatchin' all day"

by BritNAZT February 27, 2014

Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.

You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.

by Roondawg March 9, 2009

squatchy

Pulling down one's pants to fart, particularly (but not limited to) farting on an open fire.

"I'm about to run squatchy on this fire."

"Steve got so drunk he squatchied on his girlfriend in bed."

by Scooteronomy January 11, 2012

scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

by redneck January 19, 2003

Snatchies!

the act of grabbing at something or someone; a grabbing hand gesture that confirms happiness, sweetness, or overall awesome-ocity.

Bob: Dude, did you eat my pudding?
Dave: Maybe
Bob: Is that your banana?
Dave: Yes
Bob:... SNATCHIES!

by Michael Manahan October 31, 2005

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

Snatchies

The act of taking the seat, or possession of another. One must call "snatchies" before one can take the seat or possession of another. Can be countered if someone calls "fives" before leaving their seat.

1. Mer: dude im gonna go grab another drink.
Ben: Snatchies. (takes Mer's seat)
Mer: DUUUDE MERR MERRR

2. Me: Snatchies on Mer's 360!

by TheCutchens January 1, 2008