Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Splurge

After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .

Oh man i just splurged in my eye!

by Mateus June 17, 2006

spargasm

a unique word for when a women recieves an orgasm from spargo, this is called a spargasm

smoking hot babe: get inside me

spargo: your ready for a spargasm?
smoking hot babe: i was born ready

by spiggy & oz September 13, 2012

splurge

More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.

Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.

That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.

David Suh is such a SPLURGE.

by South Pasadena Resident September 15, 2005

Splarp

Liquid Awesomeness melting at 600 degrees celcius.

Funkyfred - Splarp
Kaain - Splarp
Johhnygat - R U RDY 4 SUM SPLARP!
Random hater - Reported.

by Johnnygat January 10, 2012

splorg

splorg; n.;

The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like death.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?

by It's Probably Crabs December 14, 2013

splangin'

adj. A word meaning roughly the same thing as if one were to call something sweet, awesome, cool, chill, radical, and bitchin' all that the same time.

"I just won the lottery man!"
"Dude, that is totally splangin'!"

by D-Funk January 9, 2005