Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Roundabout Spinner

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A sex position where the dominant partner wraps their body around the other partner, pleasuring themself while simultaneously spinning around the other partner (resulting in the pleasure of both partners).

On our third date I gave her a roundabout spinner.

by CTGreen February 26, 2020

The Toe Shit Spinner

When you finger your girls anus with your toe in a circular motion.

When we were doing hacky sacky last night, I gave her the toe shit Spinner

by TheAlmightyWordMaker November 21, 2015

cell block spinner

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.

Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.

by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019

fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.

Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.

by Triplecard333 August 7, 2017

Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

spinner

(n) A woman/man that stands less than 5ft. 3in. Giving someone above average height the ability to have sex with them on their lap and possibly spinning them like a top.

The Olsen Twins are a matching set of spinners.

by Paul Sturgulewski April 12, 2006