Spamateur

Someone who is an amateur at spamming forum threads.

"I'm 1337"

"OMG did you really just say that, just to up your post count?"

"yes, why?"

"You're such a spamateur"

by UrBaN963 October 10, 2008

Spasmic

A state in which someone is simultaneously spastic and cosmic. This would involve jerky movements with an underlying fluid motion.

That chick looked totally spasmic at the prodigy concert.

That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.

by Suslex April 28, 2011

slasmash

When you are sliding into the DMS and also smashing at the same time.

"Dude I just slasmashed into that girl over there!!"

by Emma44 January 6, 2017

Spasm Attack'em

When one is experiencing a spazz attack and is being very violent.

Watch out! He is having a spasm attack'em, run!

by aidenlt April 9, 2017

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017

Spamability

The word used to describe something's ability to be spammed.

The Tec-9's spamability is almost non-existent after that pistol update in CS:GO

by Firebending Gecko August 10, 2017

Spastamacunted

Absolutely, unequivocally shitfaced.

Luke: ''Look at Harry- he's so spastamacunted that he's basically become a puddle; I honestly can't tell where he ends and the vomit and semen begins.''

Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''

Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''

by Anonymous submissions September 24, 2018