Soil Enthusiast

a Soil Enthusiast is a person who is always enthusiastic about soil and symps out to the soil song (look it up on youtube)
They are very dedicated to soil and are even making Soil Enthusiast merch! (more details later)

Soil Enthusiast: God i just love the smell and taste of soil!
Person 1: woW, GoOd FoR yOU.
Person 2: YoU aRE sUch a SOil eNtHuSIasT!

by lil_billofficial March 12, 2020

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

soil rock

Clumps of dirt

“Soil Rock is the weakest rock on Earth.”

by MrSmiley1 February 6, 2024

Groin Soil

The soiled mark on a chair between ones legs.

oh my look at the state of the groin soil on that chair

by davehide August 17, 2018

Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

circ de soiled

When you attempt to perform an acrobatic maneuver and accidentally soil yourself

"You know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, I think you circ de soiled yourself."
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"

by alexander angell July 30, 2017