Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.

"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"

by thunor November 8, 2012

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

Pink soil

A vagina, especially in the context of sexual intercourse.

Hey, if anyone needs me, I'll be plowing the pink soil!

The man will plant his seed in the woman's fertile, pink soil.

by JoshdoingJoshthings June 26, 2024

circ de soiled

When you attempt to perform an acrobatic maneuver and accidentally soil yourself

"You know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, I think you circ de soiled yourself."
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"

by alexander angell July 30, 2017

Groin Soil

The soiled mark on a chair between ones legs.

oh my look at the state of the groin soil on that chair

by davehide August 17, 2018

Soil Enthusiast

a Soil Enthusiast is a person who is always enthusiastic about soil and symps out to the soil song (look it up on youtube)
They are very dedicated to soil and are even making Soil Enthusiast merch! (more details later)

Soil Enthusiast: God i just love the smell and taste of soil!
Person 1: woW, GoOd FoR yOU.
Person 2: YoU aRE sUch a SOil eNtHuSIasT!

by lil_billofficial March 12, 2020