Soaking The Rug

1.When a couple decide to have sex in the shower and figure out that it is a huge pain in the ass. They proceed to move things outside, possibly on the shower rug that you step on directly outside of said shower. Being drenched, they both "soak the rug."

2. Cumming on/within the confines of your partners pubic hair.

1. Deeds: Forget this shower babe, it's too restricting.

Sonoma: Shall we proceed in Soaking The Rug?

2. Squeekwal: Baby, I'm thinking of Soaking The Rug.

ChuckE: Bring it on, and stay away from my eyes.

by Mickey Fan March 22, 2009

Soak stick

A tampon or other device used by a woman to soak up the blood released during her cycle.

Lauren had to go put a soak stick up her love hole.

by Teal Simmons July 25, 2007

Soak Tins

Drink beers, preferably with the homies.

Friday night boys, let's soak tins and get fucked.

by zillyzillyking April 27, 2020

soaking cork

code term for "sucking cock" used in online profiles to avoid getting flagged and removed.

I am a divorced white woman, enjoy dining out, travel, and soaking cork for the right guy.

by Jamie2021 June 27, 2020

soak update

When a manufacturer releases the beta update for a short period of time then removes the option for more beta testers. They "soak" up as many testers as they can in that period of time... then remove the update.

Motorola released a soak update for beta version of their 1.6.1 software for the Motorola Cliq then removed the update from the site.

by Jaguar7444 January 15, 2011

Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

by Taint long June 1, 2019

Soaked Otter

When the inside of a womans foxhole becomes so wet it resembles a wet soaky otter!!

Soaked Otter

by Big Sammmm May 29, 2010