Smedge

a mystical creature that can be seen only when blinking, usually seen scurrying in a diaper

can you smell the smedge

by Flim July 25, 2008

smudge

The act of rubbing one's penis on around and partially in a woman's vagina. This act usually implies the non-use of a condom, therefore it is often performed in lieu of full penitration sex where the female is worried about pregnancy.

C'mon baby, I know I don't have any condoms - we could just smudge!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

stodge

to smoke acigarette.

Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house.

by P Nutty May 9, 2009

Smidget

A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.

That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.

by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008

snodge

Someone who does the long jump but doesn't reach the sand.

You are a snodge.

by IT September 21, 2003

smidgen

A small pigeon, the smallest of pigeons compared to a large pigeon.

I can only have a smidgen, as in a small pigeon, worth of candy today.

by Beacherryontop February 27, 2017

Slodge

An onomatopoeic word describing the fit of one object inside another, especially in a sexual context. Comes from the sound made by lubricated flesh when creating a vacuum.

"Slodge it in."

"Just slodge it between those two."

"I gave her a good slodging last night."

"It made that delightful slodging sound."

by AlexBunny March 22, 2010