shittooed

To get unbelievably drunk.

"Dude, we went out the other night, and Ben drank like 10 tequila shots and got totally shittooed"

by Jenna Mitchell July 3, 2008

Shittot

Shittot describes something intensely possitive, similar to such words as 'amazing', 'incredible' and 'vagina'. Although commonly thought to be negative, it must not be confused with the word 'shit'.

"Hey mum! that pasta was shittot!'

"I got my test results back today", "How'd you do?", "Shittot!"

"I totally got laid last night. Her vag was shittot"

by KyleDelonge May 17, 2010

Smittenship

- Act of being smitten by the other party in a relationship

Joe was in this smittenship that will not last.

by DeMarco Gonzalas November 2, 2010

Smitti

A great guy to be with; always cares for you and is mad hot.

Girl A: I love my boyfriend. He's definitely a Smitti.
Girl B: I know he's soooo hot.
Girl A: Shut up you bitch he's mine!

by icemanman January 2, 2011

Spittooning

The act or acts of spitting your saliva into a spittoon to avoid ingesting saliva calories.

I should never of had that Werther's. I'm going to be spittooning for hours.

by T to the I to the M July 15, 2011

smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

by sradwxi May 25, 2013

smittener

A person who gets people to fall in love with them, or become smitten with them. This can either be intentional or accidental.

-"I really like Samantha. I like her a lot."
-"Well of course you do. Look at her. She's totally a smittener."

by IFearChuckNorris February 27, 2014