Shittot

Shittot describes something intensely possitive, similar to such words as 'amazing', 'incredible' and 'vagina'. Although commonly thought to be negative, it must not be confused with the word 'shit'.

"Hey mum! that pasta was shittot!'

"I got my test results back today", "How'd you do?", "Shittot!"

"I totally got laid last night. Her vag was shittot"

by KyleDelonge May 17, 2010

Glup Shitto

A character from the Star Wars universe known to hardcore fans but unknown to general audiences.

"OMG, Glup Shitto is back!"
"Who?"

by Ast0 December 13, 2020

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

Shittop

A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming

Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Shittyteenblog

Shittyteenblog is some white ass bitch who loves her followers. shes a bad ass who loves spongebob. cool right? she is a well known albino and has super blue eyes. her hair is redish which make her even cooler. everyone hates her just becuase shes cooler than everyone else. her tumblr is amazballs and she loves getting burned. her eyes are really far apart almost like the grand canyon (person who burned julie quote). i love her and she has like no followers so go follow her. she follows 101 people but only has 5 followers. bye. oh and she often refers to tumblr as tumbler.com

person: hi
julie (shittyteenblog): bye

by imaloner December 15, 2012

shittok

Garbage app for mentally stunted zoomers

- No I'm not installing shittok please go away

by SIX HOT LOADS July 29, 2021

Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011