Slothing

When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.

"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"

by bananaslices May 14, 2013

sloth job

an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.

That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.

by 8InchesOfPain June 06, 2011

Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.

"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."

by Kiop765 February 21, 2014

sloth bucket

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.

woooe. Look at that sloth bucket truck some food.

by WindowLicker9000 February 04, 2010

Wet Sloth

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.

"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"

by dick slapper+2 March 08, 2016

sloth on bark

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

by Dingummy March 25, 2010