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slippery noodle 

Slippery Noodle: The abuse of administrative powers to mess around with the forum posts of other members, commonly adding the suffix "Slippery Noodle" to the end of their posts, for the entertainment of the noodler(s). Often used on n00bs.
Bladen caught thhe slippery noodle somehow without slicing through it with his sharp scythes. He looked at it for a moment; it was perfect! he reached out to give it to Nina so that she could have a look at it. Slippery Noodle.
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slippery sandal

when a man comes on his foot and his partner licks it off
slippery sandal: blow job of the toes
slippery sandal by soup of the day September 28, 2009

Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
Slippery Penguin by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

Slippery Gekko 

The act of having vaginal sex with a woman from behind when you cheekily place the penis in the womans ass. The woman then lifts her hands in a miming action resembling a slippery gekko. Also known as the holly!
I gave my girlfriend the biggest slippery gekko in the shower last night

Slippery Nigger 

A car that squeezes in front of traffic, cutting in front of other cars whom have been waiting patiently.
This slippery nigger cut in front of me and almost cause me to crash!
Slippery Nigger by Mexiiiiiiiiiiican September 11, 2014

Slippery Penguins 

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was
Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!
Slippery Penguins by Coys86 July 15, 2020

slippery pants

slippery pants - N. derisive term given to a promiscuous person.
see also: sloot, whoore, freak, skank, Paris Hilton's sister
Slippery pants over there will f*@& anything with a pulse.