Shitload

1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity.

2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.

"Got any work to do this weekend?"
"Yep, I have a shitload!"

"There was a shitload of people at the party last night."

"You done for the day Kev?"

"Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"

by Anna's February 7, 2010

shitloads

Shitloads is "short" for lots.

I have shitloads of Mp3s on my computer.

by Rebel Racer November 13, 2004

shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

shitlord

A derogatory term used to describe someone with unexamined privilege, especially wealthy, attractive, able-bodied, hetero, cis, white men; a person who expresses opinions about the oppression of others without having experienced that form of oppression.

My straight friend: She's bisexual, she must be confused.

Me: Bisexual people aren't confused about their sexuality, shitlord, they are attracted to their own gender and another gender.

by callmestranger2 May 18, 2016

Shitlot

a whole lot of nothing or shit...

"A Shitlot of people are going."

by Prisclla May 16, 2008

shitflower

A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.

Does that guy just hate everything?
Nah, he's just being a shitflower again.

by webhead February 28, 2014