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I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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shitlord

A derogatory term used to describe someone with unexamined privilege, especially wealthy, attractive, able-bodied, hetero, cis, white men; a person who expresses opinions about the oppression of others without having experienced that form of oppression.
My straight friend: She's bisexual, she must be confused.

Me: Bisexual people aren't confused about their sexuality, shitlord, they are attracted to their own gender and another gender.
by callmestranger2 May 18, 2016
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Shitlot

"A Shitlot of people are going."
by Prisclla May 16, 2008
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shitload

not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.
man: so how many men have you slept with?

woman: a shitload

man: slut...
by Dr. Ostrom May 3, 2007
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shitload

More things than you want to count.
dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.
by Max September 18, 2003
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shitloaf

1. An immense amount; usually describes a large amount of something unfavorable.

2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.
i.e. : "I have a shitloaf of homework for tomorrow :(".

i.e. : "My friends are causing a shitloaf of drama these days".

etc.
by Idna Pmek January 23, 2011
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shitlox

fake dredlox
you got some shitlox
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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