shitastic

A masterpiece of shit

So full of shit its laughable

Fucking Shitastic

Boy: I am smart because i know 2 + 2 = 3

Girl: are you stupid?
Boy: my mom said was special
Girl: riIIight...
Boy: Do you believe i'm special or stupid?
Girl: you're uh.. Special.
Boy: Shitastic!!!!

Me: that whole convo is just Shitastic.....

by Seeker May 16, 2016

Shitstick

Sort of like a fuckstick yet even more useless.

Billy was acting like a little bitch today at school and when we tried to help him he just pissed everyone off even more. What a shitstick.

by P.W. Toastman September 18, 2016

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017

Shitastic

The word you use when you’re just having a fantastic shit

Bob: bro I had a shitastic shit yesterday

Marty: no way bob I’m so happy for you

by Best motherfucker May 24, 2018

Shitsticker

when you need to swear but children are around but you still swear but make not sound like a swear

Person1: Ah, shitstickers
Person2: what
Person1: there are children here

by thechidlerwhoswears March 18, 2019

shitispiss

A term used when the situation is bad.

Larry: Shitispiss..... Shitispiss.
John: It's ok I'm here for you!
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN!

by The successor of that guy April 9, 2019

Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019