shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)

Oh shit, you just got shafted.

by Billy blowjob jo February 25, 2008

Shawed-off Sotgun

A retractable mallet, often confused with the more common sawed-off shotgun.

imma beat your face in with my shawed-off sotgun!

by logwash December 9, 2008

shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.

"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."

by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009

Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

by RICHI3333 March 13, 2019

shafted

taking a rather large erect male member in the vagina

I was with 'Big James' on friday night and he shafted me rotten.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

Shafted

To get impaled or stabbed through, like shiskabob

Damn, that foo' got shafted!!

by Tak0 February 18, 2003

Sharted

The word 'Sharted' is originated by the human being named 'Reuben'. The meaning of 'Sharted' is a term used to say that 'Reuben and Kiara have sharted themselves during the last 30 seconds of there time with you.

Reuben - Hey whats that smell??
Kiara - oh! i just sharted myself, whoops sorry tehehe

by Kimmy Head ;)) September 14, 2020