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1. combination of the words short and ed/edwar

2. self-proclaimed business genius, who often creates supposedly "fool-proof" plans that miraculously find ways to fall through.

3. shawteds often believes themselves to be gigolos, who completely understand the female psyche, but are often ignorant to the fact that every woman they have ever encountered has been throughly irritated, much less amused by their antics.

4. shawteds excel in racquet sports such as tennis, racquetball and ping pong.

5. shawteds make excellent barbers (with the occasional screw-ups), often openings small dorm-room businesses under the name ShawtEd Cuts!

6. a shawted is not a shawted, unless they find a way to bring lebanon or being lebanese into every single conversation that they have.

7. the word shawted can be used as any part of speech
eli: hey habibi. how was your day

jihad: ehhhh...it was shawted.

eli: hey...what did you end up doing with layla last night?

jihad: shateeeeeeedddd
shawted by fijeonne April 7, 2010
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To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.
Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?”

Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”
Shafted by Trevasaures June 16, 2018
Related Words
The instant energy tea that is cold water soluble!
Hand me over some ShawTea
ShawTea by ShawTea February 28, 2013
When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
sharted by emma January 17, 2004
expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter
That guy over there has just sharted himself
sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014
You know what my favorite type of tea is? You ShAwtEaAa
Shawtea by reseeee April 12, 2021
When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
Sharted by Allan1297 September 8, 2015
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