i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022

Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.

My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.

by Silverback757 October 21, 2011

Jack Sharted

The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.

I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!

by Tracyusa August 18, 2010

Sharted

The past tense word of Shit

" I just Sharted"

by DeltaStorm Raines August 7, 2013

shafted

What happens when you are forced to live with a view of a brick wall, most commonly due to a lack of excellent housing options in a college within a large city.

"Did you get shafted, too?" "Yeah. My suitemate claimed the better room before I could."

by marymary whereyagoin April 18, 2010

Shaster

A nickname used for a female with the name Shasta. Usually a really hot female with a large chest. Known throughout Canada, and the US

"Damn, Shaster is a total babe!"

by Babii-Girl* December 21, 2008

smasted

A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!

by D-rock9120 January 5, 2011