Mark Shapiro

Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.

Victor Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, cried after being told by general manager Mark Shapiro that he been traded. Earlier in the day, with rumors of a deal heating up, his 4-year-old namesake asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"

by mbrad August 1, 2009

Sharpie Relationship

A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.

Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*

Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.

by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012

sharpism

New movement in modern art, consisting of artwork created by Sharpie brand markers. The term was originally used to describe surrealist/realist pop artwork created by LA based Sharpie Artist Travis Moore, as early as 2005, both by Moore and those covering his Sharpie sponsored shows at Crewest Galley, soon after the term was adopted by Moore and he has since used it to describe the work he is known for primarily creating. Sharpism is characterized by the use of the brand name marker to create a series of small vignettes that consist primarily of a variety of sometimes unrelated images or objects, locations and people, and create a dialog between the positive and negative composition of the piece. In addition, the work creates a conversation or spurs a memory based upon the images presented and portrayed within the composition. When the images converge to create an obviously recognizable second or third image it is referred to as Analytic Sharpism. These examples of his work are often compared to clouds because people can see other images in them. Moore describes the Sharpism work he creates as free flow art, and likens it to playing jazz.

This new Sharpism piece, by Travis Moore is over 6 feet tall and the line work is mesmerizing.

by tikijackson May 19, 2016

Sharpie Patch

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.

"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"

by trolleycakes September 28, 2018

Sharpie

Cooper's true love

Cooper: I MISS MY SHARPIE!!! ):

by Waddledee10 March 22, 2022

Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....

Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES

by tperry76 December 14, 2016

Shampid

A bright yellow fruit, same size as a football.

Hey, look at the shampid! I heard they're real tasty.

by Cadmoon93 June 22, 2009