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shaked

The level of being drunk and high at the same time that is way beyond chill but a little before TRASHED. The level you want to achieve for maximum pleasure and relaxation. The level of thought where you realize that you could go further but have gone far enough.
Damn look at Travis. That kid is Shaked. One more hit and he is gonna be TRASHED.

We are all gettin Shaked tonight.
by NO DRAMA February 28, 2009
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Saeed

A very sincere and chill persian guy. Saeed is very trustworthy, has a great sense of humour, and is very smart. He may be quiet at first but will open up if you give him the chance. He is great school friend to have Everyone wants a little Saeed in their life.
I need a saeed like him
by Super knight December 30, 2018
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mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
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Pear-shaped

Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.
It was all going well, then Jonno dropped the ball and it all went pear-shaped.
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gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004
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shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
by Some wiseman January 1, 2015
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Shawed It

The art of "backing into" or "accidently making" yourself the "butt" of a joke, usually of homoerotic context.
"Steve really Shawed It that time."

"Jamie is usually the one Shaw'in it when we are talking about horsefuckery, which gets Matt, James, Tony and Spencer aroused!"

"The only time we hear from Travis is after someone really Shawed it and he's there to point and laugh."
by Cracker and Prairie Coon April 28, 2016
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