Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012

slang and serve

The song that might have single handedly made the underground (sort of) rap artist from Atlanta T-rock popular. It was off the album Rock Solid 4:20 produced by DJ paul, released February 18, 2003. It was the only album that t-rock recored with Hypnotize Minds. He went on to make many albums with his own Rock Solid Music label, and now has a major record deal, that is still unknown (as of September 2007 that is.)

-Have you herd the new T-rock song Slang and Serve?
-What the fuk you talkin bout nigga, that bumpin shit been out for 4 years.

by steakii October 16, 2007

soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.

I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.

by MichaelO July 1, 2005

serve an ace

Defecation; where the protagonist of the act is lucky enough to complete the opera in one movement.

"That curry was fantastic, excuse me for a moment, I'm of to serve an ace even Roger Federer would be proud of"

by jambo2 July 24, 2008

Cry-servative

A social conservative who gets triggered and offended over things like gay couples holding hands, the pride flag, usage of profanity in the presence of their wives or children, or anything else that conflicts with their old fashioned brand of family values, and who wants safe spaces where there are no gay people, no pornography or profanity and where traditional christian morality is the law of the land, much like Social Justice Whiners who get triggered and offended over anything that goes against their brand of political correctness

Some suburban housewife bitched at me for saying "fuck" in front of her kids, who by the way are probably going on the internet looking at things that would make Caligula puke. What a cry-servative snowflake

by Disgruntled Winnipeger December 13, 2018

sewer served

In the legal world, someone can be "served" when they are given official documents by someone known as a process server. Some process servers will claim they "served" a person (that is, gave them official documents) when instead they got rid of the documents in an impossible-to-trace manner (i.e. dumped in the sewer). This process is known as being "sewer served".

"I ended up having a warrant out for my arrest because I never got that Court Summons! I swear I was sewer served, I check my mail every day."

by 123huehuehue July 30, 2012

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004