scump

The 3week old build up of disscharge under the foreskin usually only formed when a man doesnt get any action!


Can be used to describe dirty people and can be used to offend

(1) That's jake he's a scumpy loser! (2) anton don't wipe your scump on me its foul

by goldstandard March 27, 2009

scummy

the state of being really drunk or describing someone who is really drunk.

Bonny was came up to my apartment scummy as shit! or I'm 'bout to get scummy on my birthday!

by qdmasta September 2, 2003

Slumpy

Feeling sad, crapy and crummy just having a slumpy day.

(A girl wearing a jogging suit and her hair is up in a bun)
"She's so slumpy today I wonder what happened"?

(Someone just being lazy)
"I'm going to be slumpy today just because".

by Justine Snell April 17, 2014

scrumpy and weston

A musical style blending English Folk and country rock unique to the English west country. Founded by Adge Cutler and the wurzels.

The term derives from scrumpy a potent form of rough cider and Weston-super-mare, a town in Somerset.

Scrumpy and Weston is the new rock and roll

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Edward Scrumpyhands

Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both are finished. The player can do whatever they like without spilling the bottles or removing them. Often results in an ambulance arriving.

"Matt put your dick away!"
"I can't! i can't do up my fly coz iv got these damn bottles on my hands! Damn you Edward scrumpyhands!"

by scutmonkey December 12, 2007

Scummy Polish

When one urinates into a half full can of Mountain Dew, and convinces someone to drink it.

Guys, Rick just drank a can of Mountain Dew that was full of my pee. I can't believe he fell for the Scummy Polish!

by The Notorious Mig June 16, 2011

Stumpy

A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.

(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)

Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few

by SiegeCow May 23, 2008