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Scroll Stalking

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."
by Turtle the Turtle January 1, 2012
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Scrollin'

When a stalkative social media user, scrolls down a person's profile in order to gather information about who the person is seeing, talking to and possibly flirting with.
My friend was scrollin' on a guy's profile and ascertained that he may possibly be involved with a blonde who is well-endowed and may be engaging in coitus and emotional investment with the young man.
by realtalkmynigga November 4, 2012
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scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Scroll-Stopper

1. When you see a hot photo on Instagram and it causes you to stop in awe.
2. When you stop scrolling on Instagram to like or comment on a photo.
3. Interesting and/or beautiful content on Instagram.
1. Everything in her feed is a scroll-stopper.
2. OMG, she’s so beautiful. Everything she posts is a scroll-stopper!
3. You should follow him. His feed is full of scroll-stopping content.
4. That photo of you and Jenny took in Partywith was a real scroll-stopper.
by _partywith September 22, 2018
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scrollfucked

The term 'scrollfucked' is used to describe an individual which is showing signs of mindless scrolling on social media platforms for long periods of time. Scrolling with no interest or any reason as to why they are doing it.
Wow, I haven't been able to focus on anything today, I feel totally scrollfucked.
by Zoinked July 4, 2023
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scrolloligy

The practice of scrolling on instead of being a life sucking troll and leaving a negative or judgemental comment in efforts to ruin the vibe of a poster.
I would rather practice scrolloligy than comment mean or judgements things about a post.
by CEGsChonnect August 12, 2023
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The scroll

The act of using your finger to look through hours worth of your Facebook news feed on your mobile phone.
Every day when she gets home from work Kerry sits down with her cup of tea and mobile phone whilst Jason watches her perform the scroll!
by Keepyourhandsoff July 19, 2014
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