Map-scientist

The zinz version of a geographer

Fuck if I know where that is, I'm not a map-scientist

by Satanic mechanic July 19, 2021

Rock Scientist

Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.

Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!

by Guacas Muy Grandes June 6, 2020

Brett Del Buono as Manhattan Project Scientist

Brett Del Buono, from 'Let Me In' to 'Oppenheimer,' as a Concerned Scientist; his face looks like he's mad, but his acting is fire.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that concerned-looking scientist in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Brett Del Buono as Manhattan Project Scientist! From vampires to atoms, he's got range.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

trap scientist

A Nigga that’s a scientist of trapping.

He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.

Damn that Nigga Tyreese in the kitchen touching dog food again. That Nigga a Trap Scientist

by Certified Trap Nig January 3, 2025

Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.

Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

not a scientist

Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.

Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.

Derp: How does that work again?

Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.

by metatroll September 1, 2013

Mad scientist

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.

You motherfuckin mad scientist!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023