Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Schrodinger’s hole

The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.

Got sucked off at a Schrodinger’s hole last night. No idea who by.

by CMan101 October 26, 2022

schrodinger's world

The world is both generated and not generated at the same time.

The world isn’t generating but it also is?
Ah you mean Schrodinger's world.

by Gerbityblah July 21, 2019

Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023

Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 13, 2023

Schrodinger's leftovers

When you have leftovers in the fridge for a while and you're not sure if they're still good but you don't want to check.

That sandwich has been in the fridge since last week. It's Schrodinger's leftovers now.

by KyojinJaeger January 27, 2020