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Schmookie

The shipping of the characters Cookie Masterson and Josh “Schmitty” Schmitstenstein from the Jackbox Party Pack franchise.
Person A: What’s your favorite ship?
Person B: I like Schmookie. Have you seen that one scene from Volume 3?
by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022
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schmooble

a dong thats kinda large but not really
nice schmoobie (a slang for schmooble) bro
by cumlordbuthotter June 8, 2023
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schmooler

It means a extorter like a person who does doxxing etc.
Hey that guy is a schmooler
by sexyhotwolfdemon July 5, 2023
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schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin
Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!
by sonnnyy October 2, 2023
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Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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schloogey

A word describing the semi-euphoric feeling of being approximately 5/8ths erect. Usually occurring in the same sense as blue balls but can also be positive.
“Yo I heard you got with Sarah last night was it podium?”
“It was alright she left me with a schloogey after tho”
by Gigglefard June 11, 2024
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