Schmitten

A term used to define nerdy couples usually in their mid teen's.
Most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, technology and paintball.
Couples have a tendency to use Instant Messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.

Derived from the word "smitten".

Josh and Urankar. Enough said.

by Trudy S. May 23, 2005

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Schmidt

An award for one who polishes boots to perfection.

After nearly 5 years, Shooter's Supervisor decided it was time for him to receive the Schmidt.

by WillyB2006 November 20, 2006

schmidtberger

COCK

"COCK is in ELMO in the CHURCh"
"Woow! schmidtbergers cock is COCC"

by ShitPissCockAssDickFuckFagFagg November 7, 2020

jake schmidt

A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.

Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt

by Zman2112 February 13, 2018

Schmidtty

A faggot ass snitch that doesnt know how to cut it's hair. The only hair IT can cut is IT'S pubes to make toy doll wigs. IT generally has a micropenis and has a clit. This is refferred to a really over exaggerating snitch bitch.

What the fuck tyler yu're such a schmidtty

by Randomdude8472 March 2, 2017

schmitten

to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.

friend- are you still schmitten with that bitch
guy- yea we talk a lil

by Rob Phillips June 16, 2008