Schmake

combination of Smoke and bake, the "ch" is just for fun.

I was so schmaked last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

scheater

One who gets called a cheater, but who really uses resource efficiently. Also, your name must be Scott.

Scott is not a cheater, he's a scheater - so stop fucking with him.

by your moma July 25, 2003

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009

Schmetesicle

A tiny dick.

The man on the left has a Schmetesicle. The man on the right has a huge one.

by Supermanmaninthebox December 2, 2010

Schmatle

Very small object. A cross between small and little.

Tis a schmatle car ya have there mikey!

by The Almera boyz March 26, 2011

Schmageld

mixed up/mass confusion

My mind was all schmageld during the incident

by mio0o June 21, 2011

schmasted

it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'

gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%

by therealgabby July 21, 2011