scharf

to shit and barf at the same time.

liz: "i was soo sick last night. I couldn't stop scharfing. I had to sit on the toilet AND hold a trash can in front of me.

by iou1galxee October 24, 2005

schmarmy

Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.

Schmarmy is the one adjective that can truly be applied to any Lifetime Original Movie.

by FunnyFroggyFace October 1, 2006

schmacko

When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck

Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.

by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019

Schmad

Word meaning false toughness..as in someone who yhinks hr is tough but is actually soft.

That guy thinks he is schmad

by RYNO9993 April 5, 2009

schmadidas

fake designer, doesn't have to be adidas, just add sch infront of it.

schreebok
schgucci
schpuma

by nadia & amy AKA farny & nadick August 27, 2003

schlarky

the mental and metaphysical state of being utterly drunk; a complete outerbody drunkeness; if you dont know if you've been schlarky then you definitely havent been; if you take your girlfriend's shoe off her foot to fight someone over a fart when you've been drinking, then you're probably schlarky

"Dude, I was so schlarky last night I tried to place a phone call to the number 7 four times. Then I passed out at Miami Subs until they kicked me out."

"I think I was schlarky when I told that girl's boyfriend that I flicked his girl's butthole with my tongue. He punched me right in the face."

"I was schlarky when I did the Timex (when you wrap your peen around your forearm) at my parents' Christmas party. 'HEY EVERYONE, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!'"

by Bobby Dong December 16, 2007

schmaangee

anything cool, hip, wit the shit, tight, bout it bout it, anything that has to do with happiness

man, that party was schmaangalicious bro.

that female is dumb ass schmaangee

by keke3287 April 24, 2010