Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot

Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart

by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020

Schlued

The grossest possible guy(or girl). More specifically, the douchiest kind of gross guy. A schlued is the typical guy who thinks they are the shit and likes to rub it in other peoples faces.

“Jesus, Morgan is such a schlued” or perhaps “Ugh look at that punk. He’s such a schlued.”

by Dumb dude November 19, 2020

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021

Ashton Schluetter

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.

Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!

by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early July 25, 2008

schlumpe

german word for slut

eschligang eber dub ist eine schumpe
Excuse me, but your a slut

by Roxy Foncigo May 17, 2005

Schlumpf

Verb.

The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.

> Friend: It's 3pm and you're STILL in your pajamas?!?
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.

"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"

by mmcKellar June 19, 2008