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Scar

What manly men show each other at night (especially when drunk) as a show of courage, strength, and testosterone. Oftentimes accompanied by a story that often involves a bar fight of some variety, even though 90% of scars are just from surgery or other non life threatening factors. So just about every story is complete BS or the facts are really out of proportion.
Drunk Redneck 1: *Points to lengthy scar across chest* See this one? I had to beat the shit out of a bear with my hands to get that one.

Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.

*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
by Certificated January 15, 2010
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scamtastic

adj. An expression that means something that is a scam and a waste of time. Usually used as sarcasm and a replacement for fantastic.
Marc:I bought a shamwow and its scamtastic! (sarcasm)

Mike: Dang I lost all my money at the casino, scamtastic.
by iiScAm August 11, 2009
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scar tissue

An outstanding Red Hot Chili Peppers song, the first single from the 1999 album Californication. The song is built around a mellow yet poignant guitar riff courtesy of John Frusciante. Lyrically fluid and beautiful, and instrumentally haunting, Scar Tisuue is probably my favourite Chilis song.

The song contains 3 slide guitar solos, building in intensity and length each time, finishing with a passionate 50-second passage that serves as the song's outro.

The video for Scar Tissue is often interpreted as a kind of sequel to the earlier Give it Away video. Both are shot in a desert, but in Give it Away the band is young and energetic, wheras in Scar Tissue, nearly a decade later, they are driving a rusty old car and seem to be pretty battered and bruised - perhaps a metaphor for the band, and John in particular, finally conquering addiction - They are better for it, but it has left them scarred.

Scar Tissue is also the name of Anthony Kiedis' Autobiography - an excellent read, I'm sure you'll agree.
"With the birds I'll share this lonely view"
- Scar Tissue
by The Late Chris Moore August 5, 2007
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Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt
"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"
by Someone Yue June 7, 2016
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scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things
1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"
by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013
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Sarthusiasm

Son: Dad look at my project!
Father: *sarcasm*Oh Wow!!!! That is incredible!!

Son: Wow Dad, thanks for the sarthusiasm
by Supermrgolf November 25, 2013
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scantly clad

The stage was covered in young, fluorescent, scantly clad girls.
by Bekieboo August 1, 2015
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