thats what your mom said when you were born

the best comeback ever

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnnm December 4, 2010

Sadid

An Immortal Being that is amazing in every way. Sadids are always happy and stronger than anybody called aatif

Hey look Sadid is beating up aatif the scumbag. Sadid is so cool

by asoiudh September 13, 2020

Saaid

A pretty much perfect guy; smart, funny, HANDSOME, good at all sports, very caring and thoughtful, loves dogs, and has his priorities straight.

Girl: "Wow, that guy is awesome!"

Other Girl: "Yeah, he's a Saaid!"

by YogiPuppa February 12, 2010

thats what she said

"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:

"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.

innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.

by photeman December 3, 2005

that's what she said

a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke

simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"

by Kevin Blau October 11, 2006

i said damn

An exclamation, often used to follow up a particularly ubelievable statement

"Your granny called you a bitch?! I said DAMN!"

by djslut September 23, 2005

That's what SANTA said

A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.

Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"

You: "That's what SANTA said!"

by Transformers3People0 December 27, 2010