roflol

to roll on the floor laughing out loud

whoa that cars flying down the street!
hahaha *roflol*

by Anthony Wods February 15, 2007

roflolmaomgtfo

(rolling-on-floor-laughing-out-loud-my-ass-oh-my-god/get-the-fuck-out)

Definition I: Quite possibly the gayest word in this website. Used by people who think they're cool just because they made a huge word.

Definition II: Conjunction of roflolmao (used to express extreme hilarity) and omgtfo (used to express extreme dislike or disgust with the current situation or the phrase previously written. Usually used by ignorant people who do not see an underlying insult in a phrase and realize it midway through laughter.

Guy: I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your ex-wife's birthday. Didn't think she'd want me there after what I did to her.

Guy II: roflolmaomgtfo!

by OzzyC23 June 22, 2009

rofflecake

What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.

Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.

Guy 2: Sweet

by Fnovd April 25, 2006

roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

by in_the_depths July 19, 2007

roffles

what scooby doo has for breakfast

"Raggy ri rant rome roffles"

by Alicia Summer July 26, 2005

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

roffed

To PWN and/or rape a novie.

wow dude you just got roffed.

dude i just roffed some noob.

yeah bitch you got roffed!

by pooplip March 21, 2008