a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?
Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013
A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.
by IRSAgents December 28, 2024
the worst thing that could ever happen to you
it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
by nintendugh sexy foah February 06, 2025
A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
by sdickiso November 22, 2016
That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.
by FalseHazard March 25, 2020
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019