charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
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remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.
Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013
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Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.
"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."
by IRSAgents December 28, 2024
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 06, 2025
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Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
by sdickiso November 22, 2016
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Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.
I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.
by FalseHazard March 25, 2020
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remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.
The dad gets the remote gloat now.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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