5 definitions by #olderlady

Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.

The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!

by #olderlady October 2, 2018

Butt

Two cheeks used for pooping.

Oh billy!
What?
I found my butt!!
Wow!

by #olderlady September 26, 2018

Kiera

I can read your mind! I know your name is Keira!! Whoooo! You like to play a game!! Whoooo!! And you like to wear shoes!! Boo bo booo!!! AND!!! YOU ARE A WOMAN!!! BOOOOOOOOOOM!

Hi Kiera. BOOOOOOOOOOOM CHICKEN SOUP

by #olderlady September 26, 2018

Hopper

A person who is popular but hangs out with peasents.

Kiera is a hopper and talks to me. She is nice.

by #olderlady October 23, 2018

Betty

A super awsome person who is really a dounut inside. A betty is way too obsessed with one thing or another and has a very small butt. Bettys commonly are weird and some can shout the word penis very loud! If you ever encounter one, immediately shout “BEEP”! The betty will know what you are saying and will grunt and move along. You are safe now.

Bob:Oh my gosh! I just saw a betty in that corner!
Elizabeth: run for you life!!

by #olderlady September 26, 2018