rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole

Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!

by c0c0boo October 23, 2013

Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019

rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.

That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.

by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016

latus rectum

The art of spitting inside the rectum of a Latin Woman, and then making her ride your cock. The position is commonly seen to be shaped like a parabola.

I tried the latus rectum on zeeshan last night. she told me that her understanding of 2-d maths has improved ever since.

by senpaikee February 9, 2022

rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.

Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"

by BamKablam September 15, 2011

Rectum Raider

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.

''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''

by AssCruzad0r October 25, 2012

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008