qweef

When during a woman's climax, her pussy makes a farting sound, often accompanied by lots of cream.

Diana ripped a qweef from her mooshoo, as she exclaimed, "Awwwww Sancho"

by youknowit April 11, 2003

qweef

the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.

The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

Qweet

the combination of queer and sweet

thats so qweet dude!

kriss and rach are so qweet, it's mind blowing.

you rock qweety!

by racheska October 13, 2006

qweef

The sensational farting sound that comes out of a female's cooch and turns a male on wildly!

Jane has a qweef and John goes wow!!

by Ivana Humpalot May 13, 2005

qweet

a combination of cool and sweet.
Often spoken mistakenly when thinking of both words at the same time.

Carlo: "I love that singer Norma!"
Deano: "Yeah, she is qweet."

by nathan p August 25, 2005

qweenihini

Modern Hawaiian for the smokin hot female ruler of the house. By necessity of their lifestyle Qweenihinis like anything that reminds them of anything other than where they are right now, and hawaii is just as good as anywhere else. Qweenihins like orchids, plants, warm trade winds, beaches, and sweet drinks made by their private bartender with lots of liquor. Favorite color is pink. Favorite car is a Civic with pink ralley stripes. Favorite drink is a ytmp. Favorite boy is a badbrad. Favorite activity is anything away from pupukakas and kukupapa.
Qweenihinis are well known for their very nice milkshake, and it is often a point of discussion amongst both genders at the bar. Qweenihinis like motorcycle racers, bad boys, eye candy, riding crops, and private bartenders.
Qweenihinis have one flaw, poor prior judgement that resulted in an on going relationshit, as qweenihins may be found married to a kukupapa, but regret it sometimes, like whenever the pupukakas come over.
Qweenihinis often regret the date October 1st for some unknown reason.

Hey Qweenihini, lets go relax at the bar and get you away from those damned pupukakas before your husband shows them how to burn down your house.

by badbrad February 4, 2009

Qweeter

when someone nonchalantly spills liquids/foods or any object all over them without noticing one single bit

Guys, I qweetered all over my brand new Diane von Furstenburg dress

by qweetqueen August 4, 2010